Monday, December 22, 2025

2025: A Year I Survived Mostly Out of Spite (The Holiday Letter)

Happy Holidays!

Usually, people use these letters to brag about their child’s honor roll status or the fact that they finally ran a marathon without crying. But since this is MY letter, you know the drill: if there wasn’t at least one "wait, what just happened?" moment this year, I probably wasn't actually awake.

The Year in Review: 

January - Dinner with the neighbors - otherwise a gloriously quiet month.
















February
- Chef J came for a visit from Utah and we had our VERY FIRST Michelin star restaurant experience, which was worth EVERY PENNY.  ("Rooster and Owl" in Washington D.C. - HIGHLY recommend and can't wait to go back!).  Damian learns to WELD. Our last show at Kennedy Center before we revoked our membership (Schmigadoon!) Also - we had a tad bit of snow.


March
- Dinner with the Cousins.  Knikki had surgery to remove her "bat wings."  (They were never the source of her superpowers anyway).  High tea at Mount Vernon with Margaret.

April - After slowing taking over the entire "art shed", Damian finally gets a man cave of his own.  Our first visit to Shakespeare Theater Company to see Hugh Bonneville in "Uncle Vanya"  (SO good!)



May
- Alex and Jennifer's wedding in Germany and a quick visit to see Wendy, Rowan and Ephrem in Germany. Knikki cuts the tip of her finger off trying to figure out the kitchen mandolin.  (No photo, you're welcome.)

June - We lost our VERY GOOD BOY, Diesel after a valiant fight with cancer.  It was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life, but I feel so incredibly lucky to have been his mama - even though he was technically Damian's dog. 



July
- Hibachi with the Flame Team & a farewell to our friend Alex, who will be working overseas for a few years.  Knikki flies to Utah to visit Jonette and her family, her mom, and her nieces & nephews in Heber.  We went to a Krishna temple and fed llamas.  It was fun!

August - Got to see the tribe in Utah for dinner, plus a reunion with some of my favorite people from BYU!  Annual Neighborhood Picnic at Mount Vernon with great friends (and cousins!)  Damian gets a new motorcycle.



September
- Visiting friends in Madagascar and taking a safari in Tanzania!  You have to read those blogs separately - I can't even begin to summarize the awesomeness of that trip (nor explain the resulting injuries).  Also, Damian won three wives from the Maasai tribe.

Damian's sister Dani and her husband came for a visit from Florida.


And......introducing HEMI - the newest member of our pack!

October - Knikki meets former teen heartthrob Shaun Cassidy and HE ASKED FOR A HUG.  (NOT joking - I love my life!)



November - Allergy testing proves my hatred of cats is warranted.  Four weekends of teaching glass and attending art shows to sell my wares was exhausting and amazing!

December - I went to a "gender neutral" salon.  Wasn't what I wanted, but can't lie - I still look goooooood.








And Lastly:

Health Update -  I am pleased to report that I have survived 100% of my bad days so far. My medical team continues to be fascinated by me, which is a nice way of saying I’m their favorite dramatic plot twist.

Career & Logistics -  I’ve officially mastered the art of looking professional on a Zoom call while wearing pajama pants that haven't seen a washing machine since the Clinton administration.

My Hope for you this Year - May your 2026 be incredibly boring. No, seriously. I wish you the gift of "nothing happening." I wish you peaceful Mondays, predictable Tuesdays, and a fridge that never makes a weird noise. But if life does decide to throw a curveball your way, I hope you handle it like a pro: with a sharp wit, a deep breath, and the knowledge that you’ve got a story to tell later.

The "Aunt Knikki" Life Lessons of 2025:

     1.  "It’s Okay to Not Be Okay" remains my brand, but this year I’ve added a sub-clause: "It’s also okay to be okay for twenty minutes and then immediately need a nap."

     2. If you can survive a pandemic, a divorce, and a medical journey in a foreign country, you can definitely survive a holiday dinner with that one relative who still doesn't understand how the internet works.

     3. Laughter is the best medicine, though I’ve found that actual medicine is also quite helpful. (Ten out of ten, would recommend both).


Sunday, December 21, 2025

Post vacation medical follow-up

 Well, I'm happy to say that the stress fracture in my left arm healed beautifully and isn't giving me any further grief, but the fall in Tanzania really made a mess of my left wrist.


MRI WRIST RIGHT WO CONTRAST

Study Result

Narrative & Impression
HISTORY: Right wrist pain
 
COMPARISON: None.
 
TECHNIQUE: MRI of the right wrist performed on a 1.5T scanner without
intravenous contrast.
 
FINDINGS:
Tendons: The flexor and extensor tendons are normal in signal and
configuration. The carpal tunnel appears normal.
 
Ligaments: There is partial tearing of the volar scapholunate ligament. The
intrinsic and extrinsic wrist ligaments are intact.
 
TFCC: There is full-thickness rupture of the articular disc of the TFCC.
The TFCC complex is otherwise intact.
 
Cartilage/Joint: There is moderate chondral wear at the triscaphe the
joints. Small effusion noted within the the distal radioulnar joint. No
synovitis or loose body is identified.
 
Bone: The bone and bone marrow are normal. No fracture is identified.
 
Other: There is a 4 mm x 2 mm ganglion cyst at the dorsal margins of the
scapholunate ligament (series 3, image 13). No abnormality is seen in the
region of the radial, ulnar, or median nerve.
 
IMPRESSION:
 
1.Full-thickness tearing of the articular disc of the TFCC.
2.Partial tearing of the volar scapholunate ligament.
3.Grade III chondromalacia at the triscaphe joint.
4.Tiny dorsal ganglion cyst
 


The orthopaedic specialist is optimistic that if I can immobilize it for 4-6 weeks it might not need surgery, so that's the goal.  
How on earth I'm going to NOT use my right hand for that long is a mystery!  Lots of reading on the kindle, I suppose.

May still need surgery - but we're doing everything we can to avoid it.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Madagascar & Tanzania Wrap Up and Recommendations

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16th

 

SPA DAY - hang out at the hotel in Antanarivo, get a massage, sleep, eat well, sleep again.  Head to the airport late in the evening for our flight.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17th

 

FLYING HOME - I'm not going to lie, I was so incredibly tired at this point that I went online and upgraded Damian and I to business class for the first leg of our journey from Madagascar to Paris.  It was the BEST THING that I could have done as we were able to get some sleep in the lie-flat beds.  Considering the flight left just after midnight I don't think I would have made it through 36 hours without having a complete breakdown.

Made it home safe - so grateful to be in my own bed, but incredibly humbled to have experienced such an absolutely INCREDIBLE adventure.

 

SAFARI - THINGS I WISH I HAD BROUGHT

              Anti-bacterial wipes, adult diapers for the last two days when I was suffering from dysentery (I did have anti-diarrhea meds), water bead necklace (it was so hot in the jeep and there’s no air conditioning), ketchup/mustard packets (a WEEK without condiments), Dust masks of some sort (and goggles maybe for the jeep)

 

SAFARI - THINGS I AM GLAD I BROUGHT

              Combination DEET/Sunscreen (an absolute must), small packages of Oreos and cookies (on the safari, it could be five of six hours between breakfast and lunch - the snacks were a lifesaver), a good sun hat, a paper and pen to take notes, comfortable shoes

 

SAFARI - RECOMMENDATIONS

              Best tour guides = Alteeza, Leopard Tours, And Beyond, Lion King Adventures

              Six days on active safari felt like too many - if I were doing it again, I’d cut it to five days - possibly even four days and then add a visit to Serval Wildlife Park (where you can pet the animals)

 


Tanzania - Part Four - Lake Manyara & Arusha

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14th

 

After a nice hot shower and a wonderful breakfast, we packed up and took some photos around the hotel before getting back in the jeep.  Driving back towards Arusha, I noticed out in the rural area that there were houses or barns made entirely out of sticks and twigs.


This morning we scheduled a walking tour of the Mto wa Mbu village with a local guide called Billy.  It was honestly really fascinating - we spent a good deal of time walking around a Banana Plantation learning about the various types of bananas.

Red bananas take 13 months to mature and are softer than other bananas - they're not sweet and you can't cook with them because of their consistency

Ash bananas take ten months to mature and are primarily used to make banana beer (which we did NOT taste).  You CAN eat them, but they make you very gassy or nauseous enough to vomit.  Their leaves are used to feed the village goats.

Yellow bananas (also called Cavendish bananas) are what we're used to - they take 9 months to mature

Sweet bananas are very small - short and stubby - the blacker the tree bark, the sweeter the fruit

Arrow bow bananas are best for cooking and are used to make banana soup

Green bananas are firm, starchy and sweet and are always eaten cooked and mashed or in a savory porridge because of their high starch content.

Who knew there were so many different types of banana?  It was weirdly interesting to hear him go on about them.  We also discovered that banana trees don't actually have branches - it's all layers of leaves - and that all farmers harvest bananas when they're green (except for the red bananas).


Billy also introduced us to the jackfruit tree (jackfruit can grow to be up to 100 pounds per fruit), the quinine tree (used for many medicines) and something called Soursop or "Sour Soup Fruit" which has a very sweet and creamy texture that resembles a cross between pineapple/strawberry and banana/coconut.  It has a dark leathery green skin, but when you cut it open it reveals a snow-white fibrous and juicy fruit.

As we were walking, there was a local girl that seemed to be following us - possibly interested in strangers/foreigners?  I mentioned to Billy that she was absolutely beautiful and asked if she would allow us to take a photo for our scrapbook.  He translated and she got the biggest grin on her face - she was really shy, but allowed me to snap a quick pic.

We continued through the village and Billy explained that he was from the Makonde tribe, which originally emigrated from Mozambique.  They were known for making homes of mud and stick, and some poorer members of the tribe still build them this way.

Members of the tribe often take on a trade, so Billy took us to an area where they do hand wood carving sculptures and the local craftsman (Geoffrey) explained to us that it takes approximately four years of apprenticeship to become a woodcarver.  He showed us the different types of wood that he used and the benefits of each (ebony wood is the strongest), then gave us an opportunity to browse through their "store" which was filled with some absolutely beautiful things.  (We bought a salt & pepper shaker to support them.)

Next, we walked to the local art community where Monge introduced us to the three type of painting styles that they taught (all of which use oil paint).  The first was palette knife painting, which reminds me very much of Van Gogh with the texture and thickness of the paint.  The second is realistic fine art, and the third is called Tinga Tinga which is a traditional Tanzanian style recognizable for its bold colors and simplified forms.

He also explained that the artists often followed the color guidelines of the Maasai tribe - women are represented in blue, men are embodied in red, old men are painted in dark red, unmarried women are rendered in green, and widows are depicted in black.

Finally, Billy walked us through the local street market - many of the stalls were selling bananas, so he bought a few for us to taste - Damian and both liked the red bananas best, though the sweet bananas were also quite tasty.  He also managed to find us a Soursop fruit which was unlike anything else I've ever tasted - it was really, really good - just as he described.


Two of the most interesting things we saw at the market -  1) many vendors sold dirt, which is often consumed by women because of their high mineral content.  2) we saw alot of Tamarind.  Billy explained that it's a fruit famous for it's flavor dimension, which is based on a combination of sweet and sour (think a combination of brown sugar and lime juice).  It's very popular for it's health benefits, which includes acting as a laxative (high fiber & potassium content), heart health (high antioxidants) and blood sugar management.  


At this point Billy also pointed out that it has great anti-aging benefits, then added, "It's too late for you guys, but...." and then giggled at his own joke.






With our village tour at an end, we climbed back into the jeep and headed to Lake Manyara for our last game drive of the trip.  This is a national park that's famous for being evergreen, as it has lots of streams both above and underground.  It's the greenest and quietest national park in Tanzania - and the ONLY one where you get to see Blue Monkeys and Tree Climbing Lions.


We spotted blue monkeys almost immediately after entering the park - including BABY MONKEYS.  OMG.  Baby monkeys are freaking adorable!

We also saw water buck, lots of baboons, vultures, bushback antelope (another of the 75 species of antelope in Tanzania).  The Bushback antelope are rarely sighted according to Amani, but we saw tons and tons of them throughout the day.

Stopped for lunch at a picnic site overlooking a good portion of the park and spent some time watching a large troop of baboons in a field - there must have been hundreds of them and tons of little babies.  

Interesting fact about Baboons - Baboons have swollen bright pink genitals when they are in heat that somewhat resemble protruding intestines.  It's pretty awful looking, but lets the males know when they are ready to mate.

At the same spot, which was right on the lakeshore, we also got to see a baby Hippo with her mother.

Interesting facts about Hippos - Baby hippos can nurse underwater.  Mama hippos have to hide all male babies from the father, as the alpha hippo will likely attempt to kill them.

After pausing for about 30 minutes, we decided to carry on only to discover that once again the jeep wouldn't start.  Amani managed to fiddle under the hood for a bit and we were soon heading along.  We found a large elephant herd with some BRAND NEW babies - Amani thought one of them only looked to be a few days old.  We saw gray heron, yellow billed stork, giraffes, impala, monitor lizards, and squacko heron (very weird looking).

At this point it was time to turn around and head to Arusha, where we were dropped at our hotel for the evening - the Gran Melia.  We took a photo and said goodbye to Amani, tipping him generously for an incredible week.

We convinced the restaurant manager to allow us to eat dinner in our room and we slept like the dead.


Random fact about Giraffes: Giraffes are mute.  They make no noises at all and are one of only a few animals that have color vision.  Also, they're the national animal of Tanzania.


 




MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th

Having completed the safari, we TRULY enjoyed the opportunity to sleep in for a change – although the tummy issues of the last few days haven't subsided much.  I’ll spare the details – but the evening / day went like this:

Sleep, toilet, sleep, toilet, toilet, sleep, toilet, toilet, repeat.  NO CLUE what I ate or drank that hit me so hard but I’m glad we decided against an outing today.  As much as I truly wish I could stay longer, I’m ready to go home.

Damian took an afternoon nap and I explored the luxurious hotel and had lunch at the pool bar.


By early afternoon, it was time to head to the Kilimanjaro Airport to fly back to Madagascar. Tuma picked us up as requested by our tour operator, but his car has NO air conditioning and the window was broken so it was impossible to roll it down for air.  Also, he hits the brakes like Vin Diesel in the Fast & the Furious, which made my FINALLY calm stomach go all wonky again.


When we arrived and checked in, it took over an hour to get through immigration - we picked the absolute wrong line as some poor Asian man was stuck at the front of the line unable to pass through.  I didn't understand a word that was being said, but I could tell it was absolutely brutal - and the rest of his party had already passed through into the terminal so he was left there in limbo on his own.  

Eventually, we made it to the front and breezed through (although the Asian guy was still standing in limbo trying to convince immigration to let him through) then headed to the lounge until it was time to board our flight.  The lounge had the oddest "ketchup" I have ever seen (not a fan) and was blaring music really, really loud - probably to keep you from falling asleep - but at least it wasn't Sade for a change.

We were upgraded to Business Class simply because I forgot to cancel it after the last flight.  We were both so tired and ready to be home - it's been AMAZING - but it's enough.

On the flight, I was sitting in the middle and the guy next to me at the window was blaring weird videos on speaker for the entire flight.  Didn't seem to bother anybody else, so I didn't say anything - but it was STRANGE.

In Nairobi we spent a few hours in the Pride of Africa lounge waiting to board the next leg - being at the front allowed us to disembark quickly and thankfully make it through immigration in Madagascar in a hurry.  Then we took a taxi to the hotel and enjoyed an amazing night of sleep.

Random facts:  This is the first time in my life I have had to take anti-diarrhea meds.  When they say only use bottled water to brush your teeth and clean your toothbrush – THIS IS WHY.


Monday, November 10, 2025

Tanzania - Part 3 - Ngorogoro Crater (The Best & Worst of It)

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th

 

Early start this morning at 8:00 because we had a long and brutal drive back to Ngorogoro Crater.  Before returning to the awful roads, we stopped to check the pressure in the spare tire that we put on yesterday - probably a good thing, too, because it was at 50 psi. (If you don't know much about tires, that's ALOT of air - they overfill them because the spare tires may sit on the back of the vehicle for an extended time before they're needed).  I had begged Amani for a later start time, but there's simply TOO MUCH ADVENTURE to be had today.



First off we saw scores of Zebras - it's becoming the norm each morning, but they're so beautiful in person that it still doesn't get old. We made it to Ngorogoro Crater and checked in - there's no place to stay inside the crater, so ALL vehicles have to exit no later than 6:00 pm.

We started with an early lunch because I wasn't feeling well - travelling puts my stomach in knots. As we were sitting and admiring the view at the picnic location, we were surrounded by these really cute little birds hoping for scraps.  Although it's not allowed, I did surreptitiously throw one a piece of carrot - I've been missing my dogs today - and it turned around and brought me a present!  (A worm)

Today is our one and only chance to see a rhino, but it's very rare to find one.  We did see a TREMENDOUS number of zebra herds, wildebeest, flamingos, warthogs, elephants, lions, pelicans, hyenas, jackals, hippos, cranes - just EVERY direction you look, there are animals nearby.


The highlight of the day was WITHOUT A DOUBT an incredible experience we had with an old bull elephant.  It was off the main road, so we pulled over to look - I'm not meaning to be crude at all, but the first thing you notice is that his elephant penis was out and he was using it to scratch his stomach.  Amani explained that old bull elephants are abandoned by the herd when they are deemed no longer useful - and they live out their lives alone.  He also kept pelting us with unsolicited elephant facts like, "The Elephant penis weighs 25 kg and they ejaculate 5 liters of sperm at a time - that's more than a gallon for you Americans"  "If tusks break, they never grow back"

We're listening to his random facts and the elephant walks about 50 yards DIRECTLY TO OUR JEEP.  His giant head was within a few feet of mine - it was the most beautiful, magical, incredible thing I've experienced.  Amani whispered, "Do. Not. Move.  He's about 6,000 kg and if you startle him he could knock this jeep over easily."




The encounter went on for about twenty minutes and I would have stood there in awe for the entire day admiring this beautiful creature.  But eventually the elephant indicated he wanted to move, so Amani backed the jeep out of his way (as did the other guides) and we watched him saunter off.


INCREDIBLE.

As we were leaving the park (sadly without a successful rhino sighting) we did find a lioness with a fresh kill - a baby zebra.  At this point, we're so comfortable around the animals you seriously come to love them and want to get out and cuddle them.

IF YOU ARE PLANNING A TRIP TO TANZANIA - just as an aside - there IS a wildlife park that rescues wild animals that can't be returned to nature and you CAN hug them and cuddle them.  I wish I'd known this when I was planning our trip because I would have been completely down to do that.  Here's the link:  Serval WildLife


We filled up the car and headed to our stop for the night at Escarpment Lodge.  It's an absolutely BEAUTIFUL upscale hotel with the same rules as the others - no walking by yourself after dark.  It was tonight that I discovered DESPITE the fact we've been diligent about drinking only bottled water and brushing our teeth with bottled water - I've been eating ALOT of fresh fruit.  The fruit is washed in local water before being put out on the table - and TONIGHT is the night that all hell broke loose within my travel bound bowels.  I will spare you the details - but I haven't had an epic blowout like that since I was in diapers.

Back in our beautiful room, I slept like the dead.  It's been so magical - but I'm exhausted and looking forward to being home in my own bed.





Monday, September 29, 2025

Tanzania - Part Two - Serengeti

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th - SERENGHETI

 

Pick up at 8:00 from the hotel after a buffet breakfast (complete with omelet bar, which is enough to make me happy any day).  We headed towards Ngorogoro Crater, known as Cowbell Mecca because in the Maasai language “Ngorogoro” is the sound that the cowbell makes as the cattle are grazing.  We’re just passing through on our way to the Serengheti and then will descend down into the crater later in the trip.  Ngorongoro Conservation Area (more than just the crater) is roughly 8,500 square kilometers and is home to both wildlife and the nomadic Maasai tribes who migrate twice a year within the area.

 

Our first stop was a scenic overlook at the top of the crater, which was breathtaking - however, as I was jumping down from the jeep, I didn’t realize the ground was sloped downwards and I slid in the dirt and fell HARD - resulting in what I later discovered was a stress fracture to my ulna (forearm). I’m not trying to sound brave AT ALL - but I didn’t mention my suspicions about it being broken because it would have resulted in the end of our safari (or at least a major interruption) and after spending so much money I was fiercely determined to get every incredible moment out of it. 

 

The roads in the conservation area were ROUGH - we passed by zebra, striped horn gazelles, ostrich, giraffe, and warthogs - it’s becoming common now, although the wonder hasn’t left me.  Our next stop was an actual Maasai village - we were met by the chief, Toby, who brought us inside the gated community.  (By gated, it’s surrounded by walls made of sticks designed to protect their cattle and community from wildlife at night when the gates are closed.)

 

We were treated to a welcome song and dance by the tribe, then shown the Maasai “Wife winning competition.”  In the old days, Maasai men would have to prove that they’d killed a lion before being allowed (or deemed “worthy”) to marry - now they have what is basically a jumping competition.  After demonstrating, the men from the various tours were invited to participate and Damian ended up winning three wives!

 

Toby then took us inside a Maasai hut, which is a tiny round hut with an opening to allow smoke from the firepit to exit - it was maybe about six to eight feet across total and included the cooking area/fire pit and beds.  The Maasai are a polygamous tribe, but each wife is entitled to their own house.  Women do not get to choose their own husbands, it is decided by the chieftain, who will marry them off to another tribe.  Also, while the men will gather the materials, it is the Maasai women who are expected to build the houses.

 

Next we toured the one room schoolhouse where the kids were learning - they were ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE and recited the ABCs in English for us before asking for a donation for school supplies.  (This wasn’t unexpected, and we did give a modest one)

 

On our way back to the car - we bought some souvenirs - we didn’t really need anything but Toby was incredibly pushy.  “Don’t think of it as shopping….think of it as supporting the Maasai women.”  “What do you mean you don’t want to buy anything?”  To put it in perspective - the same bracelet I bought yesterday from a Maasai lady at the gas station for 2,000 shillings - Toby wanted 35,000 shillings (roughly $17) a piece - and they probably cost pennies to make.  I did end up buying a mask to hang on the wall, and Damian got a tribal ceremony stick - both of us paying WAY too much for them - but we really did want to be supportive as much as we could.

 

The funny thing is - I think the Maasai share profits from all the tables around the village (we were taken to a specific family table - the one that owned the house we visited), but when Damian agreed to buy the ceremonial stick - Toby and his friend took it directly to the Jeep and asked Amani to “Hide this.  Hide the stick!”  Immediately after, one of the other tribal leaders came over and asked Amani where the stick went and he played dumb.  So there was definitely some shenanigans afoot.

We continued on until we reached the border to the Serengeti National Park – the road went from “bumpy” to “dusty & bumpy” to “dusty, bumpy, and one lane” despite two way traffic. Serengeti actually means “endless flat place” which is accurate and caught me completely off guard.  It was barren flatland for miles and miles.  The park is about 14,700 square kilometers and is called the “Home of the Great Migration.”

After lunch, we headed out on our first Serengeti Game Drive and Amani found us the MOST ADORABLE THING I’VE EVER SEEN – twelve lion cubs under a tree.  He explained that they had three different mothers and they’d been left alone beneath some spiky bushes while the mom(s) were likely nearby hunting for food. They’re so cute it’s easy to forget that they’re wild animals.

Nearby we found a few family groups of lions sleeping on a rocky outcrop and under some trees – Amani told us yesterday that we’d be tired of seeing lions after Serengeti – I don’t think that’s true, but there are definitely A LOT of them.

Next we headed out in a hurry as the guides spotted a cheetah – but about halfway to where we were heading, Amani stopped abruptly and turned around – followed VERY closely by all the other safari jeeps racing quickly away from the Cheetah.  It turns out that the park rangers listen in on the CB radio – the cheetah was in an area of the park that we hadn’t paid to be in (and apparently neither had the other jeeps) and the rangers were out trying to catch the guides to fine them.  (It costs $20 per person per day to be in the park, and double that if you want access to both sides – which we obviously hadn’t paid).  It was quite exciting running from the law!

Less than an hour later, we did find a Cheetah with cubs on the “legal” side of the park – she was surrounded by jeeps and it took awhile before we managed to squeeze in to get a look.  That’s the down side to the radio – everyone gets the information on where animals have been spotted so EVERYONE shows up and scuffles for a good view.  Let’s just say some guides are more considerate than others and more than once we’ve seen Amani (and others) yelling at other drivers.

After several more lions and some adorable lion cubs playing in a mud pit, we drove to the Nyota camp and arrived after 6:00 pm.  Damian and I were both exhausted and my arm/wrist/neck hurt like the dickens from the fall – but there’s no way I’m cutting this safari short for ANYTHING.

Nyota Luxury camp is owned by Lion King Adventures and is absolutely gorgeous – swimming pool / eternity pool, free standing “tents” with king size beds, showers and toilets – it lives up to its name.  Like before, we were told not to leave our tents after dark without an escort and warned against drinking anything but bottled water.  I always think they’re being overly protective, but spotted the elephant poop RIGHT outside our tent and decided following the rules was the wise move.

Damian was hoping to do some star gazing, but the skies were overcast and turned into one of the craziest thunderstorms I’ve ever been in. From afar it was absolutely magical – but once It got closer – around 2 am – the lightning/thunder was so close it shook the entire building and caused all the hairs on my body to stand on end. 

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12th

This morning my arm is swollen, my wrist is sore, and my neck is hurting from the brutal roads - but otherwise all good.  Thanks to the rainstorm, the roads are somewhat wet and FAR less dusty today than they were yesterday.

On our morning game drive we spotted a water buck and a lion right outside the camp. From there we saw a herd of TOPI, which is a type of antelope.  There are over 75 different species of antelope in Tanzania and XXXX worldwide.  We also saw some Dik Dik – which are the smallest breed of antelope.  They’re the size of small dogs and absolutely adorable.  Dik Diks are called “True Christians” because they mate for life and if one of a pair dies, they never recouple.

Next we saw a hippo from afar, which I thought was cool until Amani drove us to one of several Hippo Pools where you can literally see hundreds of them. We also saw crocodiles along the banks sunning themselves.  Hippos and crocs live harmoniously in the waters.

Other animals we spotted on our morning drive – fish eagles, elephants, giraffes, monitor lizard, more elephants, and hundreds of hippos.  We also saw “sausage trees” (what’s a sausage tree?)

After driving around for awhile, we came across about a dozen other jeeps and discovered there was a lioness stalking some prey – Amani gave us the choice of staying to watch that, or to head out and see where a leopard has been spotted dragging his kill into a tree.  NO BRAINER – GO FOR THE LEOPARD!  You can tell Amani was excited because he drove like a bat out of hell on those rough roads trying to get there in time. 

The leopard was a distance, but had pulled a small gazelle into the tree and was eating it – it was a magnificent view with the binoculars, and Amani tried to get a photo on my iPhone through the binoculars which was also quite entertaining. We sat and watched for a good while until the leopard jumped down and out of the tree.

As we started to drive away, we quite accidentally came across a very large male lion walking in the road – Amani turned off the jeep and it walked straight towards us, stopping just in front of us to drink from a puddle of water.  For several minutes there were NO other jeeps around – it was just us and this enormous lion about six feet away.  Seriously – it was another surreal moment that just doesn’t seem real but there he is – RIGHT THERE. We stayed there for probably about 20-30 minutes until the lion walked away into the grass. 

At that point, I think we realized that we were running quite late for lunch – it was 1:30 and they only serve lunch until 2:00 – so we raced towards the camp.  I’m not sure if it was the race to see the leopard or the race to get back for lunch, but regardless – we ended up with a flat tire about half way back.  Damian and I stayed in the jeep to watch our surroundings while Amani changed the flat – several other drivers stopped to help (you can tell they look out for each other) but once the tire was fixed we discovered the engine wouldn’t start.  You kind of half to laugh at this point, as we’ve definitely missed the lunch deadline.

After fiddling with the engine, we did finally get the jeep going and made it back for lunch – thankfully, they still agreed to feed us.  We took a two hour break to eat and relax before heading out on our afternoon / evening game drive.

First, we went to the official “Hippo Pool” which is the only time we were invited to actually get out of the car.  The hippos are all in the water and there’s a little overlook to park and watch them – so we did.  Then we headed around the Sabo 6 loop – it was fairly quiet, and I loved the lack of crazy traffic.  We saw families of elephants, a herd of giraffe, lots of dik diks, cape buffalo, and hawks.  We made it back to Nyota just in time to watch the sunset, then grabbed a bite to eat and slept like the dead.