Friday, September 26, 2025

Tanzania - Part One - Tarangire

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th

 

Our flight was scheduled for 3:00 am - they do this intentionally so the incoming international flights which arrive around midnight have time to get transit passengers to their next plane, but it’s absolutely BRUTAL when you’re as old as we are.  Fortunately, we managed to score a business class upgrade at the last minute and sky priority lounge access in Tana and Kenya, which made the journey a little easier.  They weren’t lay-flat seats, unfortunately (that would have been amazing) but it was still comfortable.


 In Kenya, we met a British couple while waiting to board for Kilimanjaro - Sharon and Peter from Leeds - they were celebrating 40 years of marriage by travelling around the world and we talked about our favorite destinations for awhile to pass the time.  Their sage words of wisdom for marital success - “Always be honest.  You can’t build anything on a lie, even if it seems easier.”

 

Mount Meru from our hotel room

When we landed at Kilimanjaro airport, I withdrew some Tanzanian shillings (about $200 worth) and we waited for our driver, who was late.  Airport security used their phone to call the Lion King office, but just as he managed to get through our guide, Simon, appeared and gathered our luggage.  He was extremely personable and very proud of Tanzania.  He calls it “the birthplace of mankind - so when you come here, we say ‘welcome home’ because this is the first home for all mankind.’”

 

The drive to Arusha was extremely bumpy - Simon (a member of the Maasai tribe) calls this the “African massage” and recommended that while we had time before our safari that we try the local food and buy some Tanzanite, a precious gem only found in Tanzania. Simon was a great storyteller, but whenever he’d start telling us facts about Tanzania, he’d turn around and look at us in the back seat - which was a little nerve wracking as he wasn’t watching the road - and the roads are fairly chaotic (though not as bad as India).

 

He also taught us some Swahili:

   "Jambo! Jambo!"  Hello

   "Shee-kah-moo" - greeting of respect to a person older than you

   "Assante" - Thank you

   "Karibu" - Welcome

   "Chokula key tom sanna" - the food was very delicious

   "POH lay POH lay" - no hurry / no worry

   "Hakuna Matata" - no stress / no worry (yes, they really say this)

 

Simon dropped us at the Mount Meru hotel where we were slightly delayed as the hotel had our reservation in for yesterday.  It made me slightly panicked, because our driver had already left and we were without a backup plan.  Eventually they got it sorted and we checked into a very nice room with a beautiful view of Mount Meru.

 

After a shower, we grabbed lunch at the local coffee shop in the lobby and I had the most gorgeous avocado salad - I’ve been craving a salad for several days, but Micah warned me against eating salad in Madagascar because they wash the lettuce in non-potable water.  I thought here at a five star hotel I’d be okay - and it was a lovely treat.

 

From there, we went back to the room and found that what we thought was a blister on Damian’s foot was actually a fairly impressive shard of glass buried deeply.  We were able to dig it out and clean it up - but I was mortified since I’ve been massaging that foot for several days thinking it was a knot when the entire time it was a sharp piece of glass.

 

Damian took a nap and I sat down and applied for jobs, explored around the hotel, read a book, caught up on email and tried to stay awake long enough to get back on a regular schedule.  I shopped for Tanzanite down in the lobby - it’s an absolutely beautiful stone, far prettier than sapphires and more expensive than diamonds because they can’t be manufactured and they are only mined in one place in the world (a mine here in Tanzania).  Soooo tempted - especially the higher grade stones that are tinged purple - but no matter how gorgeous, I wasn’t about to plunk down $10k on jewelry that I’ll never wear.

 


Dinner included in our safari at the buffet so we sat on the terrace outside and enjoyed the beautiful view of the golf course as we ate.  There was some confusion about whether or not dinner was included in our room - so the waiter offered to bring the bill up for a signature after he checked.  I said, “Great!” and we went back upstairs.  A few minutes later he knocked on the door and I answered it expecting to sign - but instead, he said, “Let me help you” and he opened the door and pushed past me making a beeline straight to Damian with the bill.  I was like, “WTF?” Okay, it’s obviously a cultural thing - no need to get offended - but then when he got back downstairs he immediately called up to the room and said, “The gentleman signed his name Hess and the room is under Roberts.”  I said, “I’m Roberts.”  He said, “Is this okay?” I said, “yes, of course.”  In addition to being a very patriarchal society, they are also very curt and direct - it isn’t rude, but it could be perceived as such if you aren’t used to it.  Personally, I appreciate direct - but I admit that after flying all night, when the flight attendants were popping off, “Give me your bag.” “Go over there and wait.” I had to take a minute to remember that my being tired was unfairly affecting my perception of their attitude.

Random facts: The languages in Tanzania are Swahili and English

There are no bus stops - people just stand on the side of the road and the public transport watches for them and picks them up.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10th - TARANGERIE

 

Let the Safari begin!

Our guide was to pick us up at 8:30 but was late, so I was running from jeep to jeep asking, “Are you our driver?” until we finally found him - his name is Amani and he’s a local guide from here in Arusha with 10 years of experience as a driver/guide.  He explained that we’d have good roads today, but they’d be pretty rough in some of the parks - and that while in the national parks we weren’t allowed to drive faster than 50 kph for the safety of the animals.  There are also restrooms/washrooms located throughout the parks - but in case of emergency, one only had to request the option of “Checking the tire” - in other words, if you can’t wait he’d find a safe place for you to squat in nature.

 


Driving to our first National Park - the Tarangire (meaning “river of warthogs”) - I noticed the streets are much cleaner than in Madagascar, although they still have their fair share of rubbish.  Also - drivers are VERY strict about stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks.  Jaywalking is rampant, and they manage to weave in and out of the cars - but there was never a question about stopping for an official crosswalk. Off the main highway on the service roads in each town there were shops with houses behind them - everything from farm fresh fruits and vegetables to electricians and car repairs,  Like Madagascar, the towns are a bustling social center full of life, tuk tuks and motorcycle taxis. Between towns, we’d pass MULTIPLE packs of goats and cattle being herded by children around 7 or 8 - they’d stop and wave whenever they saw a safari jeep.  I thought that was SUPER friendly, but Amani explained they are hoping you’ll stop to take photos and give them money.

 


Amani told us there are over 3,000 tour companies that offer safari tours, although not all are officially licensed - some of them are freelance that work to manage the overflow of licensed companies - but it makes sense from what I was reading during my research.  There was a WIDE array of options and price points to choose from depending on whether you wanted a private tour, a shared tour, five star accommodations or “roughing it.”

 

We stopped for a washroom break - many places have Western style toilets, but the norm are the squatting holes in the floor - and nearly all require you to bring your own tissue.  So I purchased some - which served us well for the remainder of the trip.  I also bought a beaded Maasai bracelet for 2,000 shillings - which is about a dollar. Then I climbed back into the jeep and enjoyed by first Coke Zero in a week and a half (there is no diet soda in Madagascar - but Amani had stocked up on my request.)

Tanagerie National Park is also called “Elephant Paradise” - it consists of 2800 square kilometers and was established in 1970.  It houses the Maasai tribe, which is one of over 120 tribes that live in Tanzania.

 

On our first game drive, we saw striped mongoose (“Timon” from Lion King), Wildebeest, Water buffalo, Giraffes, Water bucks, and Impala.  The interesting thing about the Impala is that they have either a bachelor herd (completely male) or they have a harem herd (one male, many female) - we were fortunate to see both.  And of course, we saw plenty of elephants. The park wants to keep the “natural” beauty of the park so none of the roads are paved - making a VERY bumpy and slow going drive.

We stopped for lunch at the picnic grounds in the park with an absolutely beautiful view.  Amani laid out spaghetti, rice and vegetables and we stopped for a short rest and to take some photos.  Amani asked a random guy (another guide, likely) to take a photo of the three of us.  He took two....

Elephants spend 18 hours a day eating, as they need to eat about 200 kg of grass daily - then they spend the rest of their time sleeping.  The park is large, so the guides use a CB radio to communicate with each other which animals have been spotted where. They spoke in Swahili, so I didn’t understand anything they were saying except for the occasional word like “Simba” which means Lion. 

 


After an incredible day, we made our way to Kitela Lodge where we enjoyed our own private bungalow with an enormous bed covered by mosquito netting.  We arrived just as happy hour was beginning, and we were offered a glass of bao bab juice from the bao bab tree - I didn’t much care for it, but our guide absolutely loved it - I think it’s somewhat of an acquired taste (like beer).  Damian went to the room for a shower while I snacked on some amazing spring rolls and sweet potato crisps until it was time for a magnificent buffet dinner.  We were told after dinner we’d need an escort to our room (as wildlife frequently roam through the grounds), and that we’d need to call the office if we wanted to return to the main building at any time - but honestly, after a wonderful dinner and a glass of wine we were both out cold for the night.

 

Random facts of the day:

The big five of a safari are - Lion, Leopard, Rhino, Elephant, Water Buck - we saw 3 today (Lion, Elephant, Water Buck)

Tanzania is approximately 49% Christian and 49% Muslim with 2% of the population being atheist or agnostic.  However, everyone gets along. (Having said that, Muslim Amani proceeded to express some VERY misogynistic ideas about how his Christian wife is expected to not work and take care of the children even though she had a career when he met her)

The park rangers do controlled burns throughout the park to ensure no risk of wildfire - it also clears the land before the September/October rains to allow for new growth.

CB talk - “Roja! Roja!” = “Roger! Roger” = okay okay




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